Ultimate Opportunist!

Welcome kids to yet another edition of the Kash Rundown with your favorite renegade (Loud Applause). Sometimes in life you just have to step back and appreciate the pure cunning nature of others, their ability to just make themselves look relevant at other people’s expense, the ability to prosper from other people’s misery (why would anyone admire this you ask, because it’s the 21^st century and tactics like that can get you pretty far ahead in society, here is looking at you Donald Trump)

South Africa is still mourning at the lives lost at the Marikana tragedy, during clashes between police and miners but a certain former ANC Youth League president is determined to come out of this tragedy looking like a hero, (That is evil and awesome at the same time) Mr. Malema recently spoke at a congregation at Marikana and told the miners, “You should demand 12.5%” this is higher than the stipulated 12%. This is Julius clearly using these miners to make a statement to the ANC that he will not go away. (Eish!)

The Rundown: While using the misfortune of others to your own benefit is something I frown upon, the fact that Julius is smart enough to capitalise on any slip up that is connected to the government is proof that he is not as stupid as we would all like to believe he is. The man is a true political technitian and it brings such joy to my heart to see a man that dedicated to his art!